By caching the result of the first call to ThreadAlloc::get(), we were
always hitting a code path that should be hit once per thread in normal
operation.
Copying an idea from mimalloc, initialise the TLS variable to a global
allocator that doesn't own any memory and then lazily check when we hit
a slow path (which we always do when using the global allocator, because
it doesn't own any memory) if we are the global allocator and replace
it.
There is a slight complication compared to mimalloc's version of this
idea. Snmalloc collects outgoing messages and it's possible for the
first operation in a thread to be a free of memory allocated by a
different thread. We address this by initialising the queues with a
size value indicating that they are full and then do the lazy check when
about to insert a message that would make a queue full. This will then
trigger lazy creation of an allocator.
Global initialisation doesn't work for the fake allocator, so skip most
of its constructor.
